Like A Boss

"Like A Boss" is a song by The Lonely Island that was released on April 4, 2009, and came alongside the debut album Incredibad. Like A Boss is track 10 of 19 on Incredibad. The music video version of Like A Boss has the performance review person be voiced by Seth Rogen.

Summary
During a performance review, Andy Samberg claims he's "the boss". The person who is doing the performance review tells Samberg to prove it. These things are listed all in order uncensored for your liking, and all of them ended with "Like A Boss":


 * Talked to corporate.


 * Approved memos.


 * Led a workshop.


 * Remembered birthdays.


 * Directed workflow.


 * Got his own bathroom.


 * Micromanaged.


 * Promoted Synergy.


 * Hit on Deborah, ultimately get rejected, and then be sad.


 * Sent some faxes.


 * Called a sex hotline, cried deeply, and then demanded a refund.


 * Ate a bagel. A plain bagel of all things.


 * Got sued for harassment (possibly sued by Deborah).


 * Ended up not getting a promotion.


 * Drank vodka.


 * Shat on Deborah's desk.


 * Bought a gun, and put it in his mouth.


 * Failed at suicide and "pussied out".


 * Puked on Deborah's desk.


 * Jumped out a window, somewhere between the mid-story to top of the building.


 * Sucked a person's penis randomly.


 * Snorted some cocaine.


 * Crashed his car.


 * Sucked his own penis.


 * Ate some chicken strips.


 * Chopped his own testicles off.


 * Blacked out in a sewer, met and severely raped a giant fish.

Samberg admits that he did chop his testicles off and fatally died after doing so, but denied that he sucked his own penis. He once again claims that he's "the boss" 3 times. The performance review ends, the giant fish (in the music video) screams "LIKE A BOSS", and then the song/video ends.
 * Turned into a jet, bombed the Russians, crashed into the Sun and died fatally.